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50 Best Flour Sack Towels Funny Sayings

Posted on by Susan J

10
Jun

Flour Sack Towels Funny Sayings

No.	Funny Saying
1	“I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days.”
2	“A messy kitchen is a sign of happiness.”
3	“Dinner will be ready when the smoke alarm goes off.”
4	I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
5	“Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards.”
6	“Keep calm and bake on.”
7	“Happiness is homemade.”
8	“The kitchen was clean. Sorry you missed it.”
9	“I cook with wine. Sometimes, I even add it to the food.”
10	“When life hands you lemons, make a gin & tonic.”
11	“All you need is love and more coffee.”
12	“If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.”
13	“I like my kitchen mish-mash…and my puns intended.”
14	“Bakers gonna bake.”
15	“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”
16	“Don’t be afraid to take whisks.”
17	“Beat it, just beat it” – with a picture of a whisk
18	“Out of baking puns. Need to whisk it.”
19	“I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.”
20	“Life is short, lick the spoon.”
21	“Whip it good”
22	“Chop it like it’s hot.”
23	“Romaine calm and carrot on.”
24	“I can’t make everyone happy. I’m not a taco.”
25	“Bakers rise to the occasion.”
26	“I’m grate.”
27	“Just roll with it.”
28	“Cooking rule: If at first you don’t succeed, order pizza.”
29	“Cereal killer.”
30	“Simmer down now.”
31	“Oh, kale no.”
32	“This is my jam.”
33	“I like big bundts and I cannot lie.”
34	“Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit.”
35	“I’m all about that baste.”
36	“I’m one in a melon.”
37	“No ‘bundt’ intended.”
38	“I’m so egg-cited.”
39	“Watch me whip.”
40	“Whisk taker.”
41	“Sip, sip, hooray!”
42	“Eggs-quisite.”
43	“Easy peasy lemon squeezy.”
44	“I’m a big dill.”
45	“You’re so grate.”
46	“I’m on a roll.”
47	“Just beet it.”
48	“Life happens, coffee helps.”
49	“Peas love and carrots.”
50	“Don’t go bacon my heart.”

Susan J

Susan J is a passionate content writer for Sack Towels, with a special obsession for kitchen towels and flour sack towels. Her love for all things related to kitchen textiles drives her to provide informative and engaging content for readers. With her expertise, Susan aims to elevate the experience of using kitchen towels to a whole new level.

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